Jose Mourinho reportedly claims that Pep Guardiola is bald because he doesn't enjoy football

Sometimes a quote comes along that's so wonderful it doesn't matter if the person it's attributed to actually said it. This is one of those quotes.
According to El Confidential, Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho recently said the following about his former Clasico rival Pep Guardiola:

That might be the most Jose Mourinho line ever, even if he didn't actually say it. But there is reason to believe that he did...besides hilarity.
The two longtime bitter enemies were both in attendance for the UEFA Elite Club Coaches Forum last week and they reportedly bickered about grass length. Yes. GRASS LENGTH.
From the Express:

So given that, Mourinho quipping about Guardiola's lack of hair and football grumpiness seems like an equally childish response.
If you weren't hoping for a Chelsea v Bayern Munich champions league final before, you should start doing so now.