JOKES JOKES

Akpos go join di Nigeria Army. After di hard training wey im receive, Akpos successfully pass out from The Nigeria Army. For pass out ceremoney na so oga commandant dey assign posting.
Commdt: Ambali kuka!
Ambali: Sir!
Commdt: Posted to Kogi State.
Ambali: Yes sir, thank u sir!
Commdt: Muniru Sulaiman!
Muniru: Sir!
Commdt: Posted to Delta State.
Muniru: Yes sir, thank u sir!
Commdt: Akpos Ojong Itikoloko!
Akpors: Sir!!
Commdt: Posted to Borno State.
Akpors: RETIRED SIR, THANK YOU SIR, I no wan die sir!!
(Na who wan go die with Boko Haram for Borno)