A guy in a hurry used the ladies 'toilet in a posh
hotel'.. He sat down and noticed four buttons -WW, WA, PP & APR.
Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER,
he loved it so much!
He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up.
Still loving it, He pressed PP & a
POWDER PUFF to make him smell fresh. Feeling
pampered, he decided to press the last button
APR.
...
He later woke up in a hospital.
A nurse smiled & said to him, Sir, APR means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it
went for your balls.
Your balls are in the jar over there!
A nurse smiled & said to him, Sir, APR means
AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it
went for your balls.
Your balls are in the jar over there!
